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šŸš€ Apple, Musk & Starlink: The Future of Internet Everywhere?

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Good morning, money movers! šŸŒŸ Whether youā€™re sipping on overpriced coffee or calculating how much you actually need to retire early (spoiler: itā€™s more than you think), weā€™ve got the juiciest finance and tech stories to keep you in the loop. Letā€™s dive in!

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The iPhoneā€™s next update could keep you connected literally anywhere.

Rumors are swirling that Apple and Elon Muskā€™s Starlink (a SpaceX venture) are teaming up to bring global satellite connectivity to the iPhone. If true, this partnership could redefine how we stay online.

Why it matters:

  • With 1.5 billion iPhone users, 5 million Starlink subscribers, and 130 million T-Mobile customers, this collaboration has the potential to touch 1.63 billion users.

  • This could be the beginning of a new era in consumer tech, where seamless internet coverage is accessible worldwide.

  • Apple already offers emergency satellite messaging via Globalstar, but Starlink could enable automatic, always-on satellite connectivity.

The bigger picture: While this sounds amazing for off-the-grid adventurers, privacy experts are raising eyebrows over the potential risks of constant satellite-enabled communication. Still, with 32.5% of the world unconnected to the internet, this could be a game-changer.

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šŸ’ø X Money: Elonā€™s Financial Lifeline?

Muskā€™s latest move could save Wall Street from a $13B headache.

Elon Musk just announced X Money, a digital wallet and peer-to-peer payment system for X (formerly Twitter), powered by Visa. The timing? Convenient, considering banks are looking to offload $3 billion of the $13 billion in loans they gave him for his Twitter takeover.

Why this matters:

  • X Money allows users to move funds between bank accounts and their X Wallet, similar to Venmo.

  • Musk envisions a full financial ecosystem, eventually including payment processing for creators.

  • Wall Street gets to pretend X is on the verge of something big, rather than a dumpster fire struggling to break even.

Will it work? With ad revenue plummeting and user growth stalling, X Money is Muskā€™s shot at keeping investors interested. But unless X can prove itself as a real fintech player, this could be just another shiny distraction from the platformā€™s deeper struggles.

šŸŒ U.K. vs. SpaceX? The Orbital Race Heats Up

Britain backs eco-friendly rockets in a bid to compete with Elon.

The U.K. just threw Ā£20 million into Orbex, a British space startup focused on sustainable rocket launches. Their bio-propane-fueled rockets promise 96% fewer carbon emissions than traditional rockets.

Key stats:

  • Orbexā€™s Prime rocket is a 19-meter vehicle designed for small satellite launches.

  • The U.K. space sector generates Ā£17.5 billion annually, with a 5.1% growth rate.

  • The first launch is set for 2025 from SaxaVord Spaceport in Shetland.

The irony? Investing in "green rockets" to leave a planet suffering from climate change is like putting solar panels on a sinking ship. But hey, at least theyā€™re trying.

šŸ“ˆ Blackstoneā€™s Record-Breaking Quarter

Profits surge as dealmaking goes wild.

Investment giant Blackstone just crushed Wall Street expectations, posting a 56% increase in Q4 earnings.

By the numbers:

  • Distributable earnings hit $2.2 billion ($1.69 per share), far exceeding estimates.

  • Assets under management reached $1.13 trillion, an all-time high.

  • The firm pulled in $57.5 billion in new capital last quarter alone.

The big picture: Blackstone is going on a spending spree, with major acquisitions like:

  • Jersey Mikeā€™s Subs ($8B deal)

  • Retail Opportunity Investments ($4B)

  • A $2.6B Tokyo office building

With interest rates expected to drop, the firm is well-positioned for even more aggressive dealmaking in 2024.

šŸ”„ Other News You Should Know

  • šŸŒŸ The Fed keeps rates steady, despite political pressure. Chair Jerome Powell says inflation is still a concern.

  • šŸ‘¤ Metaā€™s Q4 beats estimates, but AI spending is weighing on profits.

  • šŸš— Teslaā€™s profits fall 70% as competition ramps up. Musk says robotaxis are coming in 2025.

  • šŸ“ˆ Nvidia stock slips 4%, but retail investors are still buying the dip. Retail investors poured $900M into Nvidia stock despite its decline, seeing it as a buying opportunity.

  • šŸ† Microsoftā€™s cloud growth slows, rattling investors.

  • šŸš€ Frontier Airlines tries (again) to merge with bankrupt Spirit Airlines. Spirit Airlines rejects Frontierā€™s latest merger attempt, opting for restructuring instead.

  • šŸ¤– OpenAI & Microsoft investigate whether Chinese AI startup DeepSeek stole data. The White House raises concerns over AI intellectual property theft, investigating OpenAI vs. DeepSeek.

  • šŸ’¼ Novo Nordiskā€™s diabetes drug gets FDA approval for kidney disease treatment.

  • ā˜• Starbucks trims its menuā€”unclear if your favorite drink made the cut, but those weird olive-oil lattes? Gone.

  • šŸšŽ Elon Muskā€™s Tesla is launching a paid self-driving ride-hailing service in Austin by June.

šŸ’”What else are we reading and seeing?

  • Mark Zuckerberg seeks to advise Trump on AI

  • How retail traders won the Nvidia rout on Monday 

  • Powell says central bank is in no hurry to cut rates again

  • Trump attacks Fed after no change in interest rates

  • Howard Lutnick says it's 'nonsense' that tariffs cause inflation

  • After DeepSeek, VC investors face questions about AI investments

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